Image of Buddha photograph in this collage is by Andrejs Pidjass

Image of Buddha photograph in this collage is by Andrejs Pidjass

For just 39.95, get your own

Buddha!

He meditates, he pontificates, He loses weight,

He gains weight,

And when you’re not looking,

He attains complete enlightenment!

All this and more if you order NOW!

And for just 5 dollars more,

We’ll throw in a smiling,

Jolly old

Buddy Christ,

He winks, he saves,

Use his name

To justify mass murder!

He’ll absolve you

While you wait

For those pesky lawyers

To finish deciding your fate!

But that’s not ALL…

Order in the next 24 hours,

And we’ll throw in a slightly used

Mohammed, ready for jihads

And various fatwas…for FREE!

That’s right-absolutely free!

Don’t hesitate, order TODAY!

by

Rod C. Stryker

It’s been a while since my last post. Hope you like it.

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Comments
  1. whalefungus says:

    You know I like this one, Rod. right up my alley!

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